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George Carlin Quotes

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Topics

Death Dinner Party Person Bathroom

I was always the front man for what I was doing from when I was 6.

Man Doing Always Front

I have a lot of very close girlfriends and sisters - I'm from an all female family. My father often quips that even the cat was neutered!

Family Father Cat Girlfriends Even

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life.

Life Technology Happy Happy Life Our

I wanted to make the world of 'The Last Book in the Universe' as real as possible, so I spent a lot of time thinking about it. I decided the world would be a very different place, but people would be pretty much the same.

Rodman Philbrick

Time People World Book Thinking

In all, we investigated, I think, close to 50 rumors about offers to kill Dr. King around the country. But we found no evidence to support rumors of FBI involvement in the assassination.

Support King Think Country Rumors

Sally Field taught me to do needlepoint on 'Steel Magnolias,' and a standby painter on 'Pelican Brief' taught me to knit. I'm pretty good at it now!

Good Me Steel Now Pretty Painter

I use something that is a real staple in the directing world. It's called a dance floor. You lay it down so that it's so smooth you can roll around, and you can put furniture on top of it. It's seamless and you don't see it.

Dance World You Furniture Down Top

We have abolished the death penalty for humans, so why should it continue for animals?

Brigitte Bardot

Death Animals Death Penalty Why

Women who have been recently diagnosed with breast cancer can learn a tremendous amount from women who have already been treated.

Women Learn Cancer Been Who Amount

Allen Iverson is, like, my all-time hero.

Hero Like Allen All-Time

In the end, a gun is an instrument to make someone surrender to your will or die, and music is exactly the opposite - it's seductive and invitational.

Music Gun End Someone Die Surrender

If you look back at my marathons and ask whether I would swap one of them for my one balls-up, of course I would. But you can't choose. You have to make the best of it on the day.

Paula Radcliffe

Best Day You Choose Look Back

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