Dan Jenkins Quotes

There's usually one piece in 'Vanity Fair' every month that grabs me, but when it presents hatchet jobs without substantiation to impress its liberal friends, I laugh first, then toss.

Dan Jenkins

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They told me that I had a leaky valve, which is something that is certainly not life-threatening. It's common and it's something that had I not known about it, would I have lived? Sure. But it's something that I think is important to know, especially as I get older and given that I have heart disease in my family.

Jennie Garth

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I love insects. They are amazing.

Andrea Arnold

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Regis and I were inducted into the original Bronx Walk of Fame.

Robert Klein

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We're working on New Glenn, which is our orbital vehicle, but we have in our mind's eye an even bigger vehicle called New Armstrong.

Jeff Bezos

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Fortune raises up and fortune brings low both the man who fares well and the one who fares badly; and there is no prophet of the future for mortal men.

Sophocles

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Once, I got lost in the middle of the desert and had to follow the North Star to find the dirt road where my truck was parked a few miles away. Another time, I got stuck in quicksand for two days.

Trevor Paglen

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Essentially, retweets are like laughs.

Mike Birbiglia

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The world is really figuring BSE out, and that's positive.

Mike Johanns

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It's hard to make a joke out of someone that's a joke.

Michelle Wolf

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The argument for getting our own house in order is not an argument for turning our back on the world. We cannot and should not do that.

Chris Christie

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Times have been tough, the economy has been tough. But I want to bring forward a fantastic manifesto for taking the city forwards.

Boris Johnson

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You know, when Michael Jackson does the moonwalk, he's showing off! When Prince or Hendrix do a guitar solo, it's confidence! I would hate to be at a show and some nervous wreck is sweating up there and doesn't feel like he deserves to be there.

Bruno Mars

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