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Abbi Jacobson Quotes

Everything on 'Broad City' that my character has drawn is my stuff from years and years ago.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 1, 1984

Topics

Character City Years Everything

Your pantry is your first line of defense against food-borne illness and things like high blood pressure and cholesterol.

Pressure Blood First Line High

I'm not thin, but I'm strong - plus my balance is such that I can navigate a flight of stairs with a basket of laundry and a stack of Pottery Barn catalogs, vaulting over cat-and-dog hurdles, never once spilling my coffee.

Coffee Balance Strong Stairs I Can

To be number one, you must train like you are number two.

You Train Two Must Number Like

We love writing hit songs. That thrills us.

Love Writing Us Songs Hit Thrills

It is true that the record company are always thinking of new ways to flog New Order to people.

People Thinking New True Company

When you're in an academy, every day you're in at 9 A.M., and it's, 'Do this, do that,' but we just came with our football.

Day Football You Every Day Just Our

With representation there to do the speaking, the guilty are suddenly given the freedom that comes with hiding behind the fact that they never said that - in fact, they never said anything!

Freedom Guilty Said Never Anything

I have lost my seven best friends, which is to say God has had mercy on me seven times without realizing it. He lent a friendship, took it from me, sent me another.

Friendship God Best Me Friends Lost

You pray for days when the crappie fishing is so relentlessly good that you're giggling like a kid and the only things you're lacking in life are another stringer and an extra hour on the water. But what do you do with that pile of freshly caught crappies spilling out of your cooler? Call your pals for a mega-fry.

Life Good Water Fishing You Kid

My mom always knew I would be able to take care of myself, but my dad was afraid.

Dominique Moceanu

Myself Mom Care Take Care Afraid

You not supposed to feel down over whatever happen to you. I mean, you're supposed to use whatever happen to you as some type of upper, not a downer.

Feel You Down Mean Over Whatever

I'm used to being told what to say, but not what to think... that's usually left up to me.

Me Think Say Up Left Used

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