Adam DeVine Quotes

When I was a teenager, I was an umpire for a competitive league for 8- to 9-year-olds. I was really bad at it because I didn't know all the rules, and all these kids were better athletes than me. I made a bad call, and this dad snapped on me. Then he dumped his trash from his cooler, and I had to kick him out of the stands.

Adam DeVine

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MeBetterBadRulesKnowTrash

For me, it's ultimately about a great pair of shoes.

Jessalyn Gilsig

GreatShoesMePairAbout

Carey Mulligan- I'd love to dress her. And Nicole Kidman.

Jenny Packham

LoveDressHerNicoleNicole Kidman

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

Matt Stone

EveryonePointRipped

My spleen burst. I remember feeling my heart beating really fast. Beating right out of my chest.

Amy Purdy

HeartRememberFeelingFastRight

You almost have to create situations in order to write about them, so I live in a constant state of self-imposed poverty. I don't want to live any other way.

Tom Waits

LivePovertyYouCreateWantWay

I go back to when my youngest daughter was dying. I never asked my Friend Upstairs, 'Why me?' And He's the only one who has the answers.

Rod Carew

FriendDaughterMeBackGoWhy

Standards are declining left and right, and it doesn't matter. It's whatever is necessary to prop up Obama.

Rush Limbaugh

MatterRightWhateverStandardsUp

A lot of people, including business leaders, think the future belongs to China. Globalization is not a zero-sum game, but we need to hone our skills to stay in play.

Jon Meacham

FutureBusinessPeopleGameThink

The biggest battle for a lot of people who come out of the theater, which is where I was trained, is that they can never forget that a camera is pointed at them.

Denis Leary

PeopleBattleCameraNever Forget

For me, I want my kids to find their way. If they're interested in something, I want them to try it out.

Chris Daughtry

MeFindWantWayTryOut

I think dead humans rising from their graves with little to no sense of who they were in their past lives to mindlessly roam the earth consigning others to the same fate would be a bit depressing.

Alfred Enoch

PastThinkFateEarthDeadNo Sense

I used to shake my head when I heard about mothers who were shocked - shocked! - when their kids came out. I didn't understand how they had missed seeing something so essential when looking at their children. But too many parents see only what they want to see, and that's true whether our kids are gay or straight.

Suzanne Brockmann

ChildrenParentsLookingSeeingGay

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