Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

Gabriel Iglesias

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AloneDayMeGoDoneNever

If I could take you back in time to the fifties and walk you around to some of the places where I grew up, you'd be trying to get back in your time machine. It wasn't all sock hops - matter of fact, I never saw a sock hop.

Joe R. Lansdale

TimeWalkTryingYouBackMatter

It's perfectly reasonable for someone to be hesitant to share their personal information with the government. The Census Bureau shouldn't be forcing anyone to share the route they take their kids to school or any information other than how many people live in their home.

Jeff Duncan

HomeLiveGovernmentSchoolPeople

When I was at drama school, I wanted to change the world, and thought I had some great wisdom to impart to people about humanity. Now that I'm older, I know enough to realise that I know nothing at all.

Michael Sheen

ChangeWisdomGreatChange The World

I grew up in rural Pennsylvania, in a really rundown old house. I'd stay out till 8:30, 9:00 at night. Just blow in. My mom and dad never really cared much. It was okay. We were pretty free to roam. I mean, I had no concept of stopping play. It just didn't occur to anyone.

Michael Keaton

MomNightFreeHousePlayOkay

I think that Canadians have an incredible reverence for authority and regard for authority, and I think one of the healthy ways that it's challenged is through questioning it, through the polite hostility of comedy.

Lorne Michaels

ThinkComedyHealthyAuthority

Betty White is so old that on her first game show ever, the prize was fire.

Lisa Lampanelli

FireGameWhiteOldFirstHer

It is difficult to predict technology more than 10 years out with any certitude, but what I observe is that change and innovation happens earlier and faster than we expect. We are constantly surprised at what technology can do.

Jared Cohen

ChangeTechnologyInnovationPredict

Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example?

Dennis Prager

LifeFriendshipLoveBeautyAge

If Trump is president, I think that his administration will do real structural damage that will take years or decades for us to undo.

DeRay Mckesson

ThinkWillPresidentRealYearsUs

Everybody needs a safe place, and it should be their home.

Debbie Rowe

HomePlaceSafeSafe PlaceNeeds

Everything that Marvel does, it's a chess move. Nothing is by accident.

Chris Evans

ChessNothingEverythingMoveMarvel

I am just happy about every minute I can be on the pitch.

Christian Pulisic

I AmHappyI CanMinuteJustEvery

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