Gary Larson Quotes

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

Gary Larson

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I would enjoy venturing into music, as I do write songs and compose music! And, of course, dance, rhythm and performance are in my blood, so eventually I see myself doing something in that area, surely!

Jiah Khan

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I was just always the girl that people would come and talk to about their problems, and I still am.

Jennifer Aniston

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I always joke that a makeup-free day is good for the pores.

John King

GoodDayAlwaysJoke

I probably wouldn't have done as many as I did in one year, which I did when I was trying to raise money.

John Sayles

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I have had the occasion to meet child actors from the '60s and '70s at various functions, and everyone's gone on to various different lives - they're real-estate agents or surfers.

Mike Lookinland

ChildMeetEveryoneGoneDifferent

I've been into music for a long time. I started playing drums when I was 8 and piano when I was 10, then bass and guitar when I was 18.

Lukas Haas

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I'm the youngest of three boys. Both of the older two are very heterosexual, football-watching, married, child-rearing, cornfed Midwestern guys.

Jonathan Van Ness

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I had fallen in love with California.

DeForest Kelley

LoveCaliforniaFallenHad

In point of fact, I'm not sure there are too many comedies with laugh tracks anymore. Most of what you hear is live studio audience laughing as a show is filmed. If this prompts you to wonder who those actual human beings are who are laughing at some of this stuff, that is a mystification I share.

Christopher Lloyd

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We've been a country that's been fortunate to be protected by two oceans, to not have serious attacks on our territory for most of our history. And we were unfortunately reminded in a very devastating way of our vulnerability.

Condoleezza Rice

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I always thought I'd be a father.

Seth Meyers

FatherThoughtAlways

It was taken for granted that we had to make something of ourselves. Not much was said about it; it was just in the atmosphere of the home.

Thurgood Marshall

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