American - Comedian | December 28, 1973 -
It's nice to have an elephant in the room. There's nothing more helpful than something everybody's thinking about.
Seth Meyers
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My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class.
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I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.
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The hands are the feet of the arms.
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When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.
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It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.
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I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag.
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The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.
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People say, 'Oh, you're doing the job of journalists.' I think it's very important to note that we can't do our job without journalists. Journalists can do their job without late-night comedians. They'd be just fine without us. But we, of course, use their work every day to build our pieces.
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I did not go into comedy to escape anything. I went into comedy because I had parents who thought it was a reputable way to earn a living.
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I would love to interview Sean Spicer.
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In 2004 I had the fortune - or the misfortune - of playing John Kerry. It was hard because I think the best impressions exaggerate someone's most well-known quality. And exaggerating gravitas is very hard to pull off.
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