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Garry Shandling Quotes

I watch the news, which is its own reality show. I love 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I love it because it's funny and because I realize that I'm happier than Larry David.

Garry Shandling

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 29, 1949 - March 24, 2016

Topics

Funny Love Reality Enthusiasm News

I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.

Mel Brooks

Business Believe Better Being Behind

The other thing that happened was my last military assignment - this was in the air force; I had enlisted in order to avoid being drafted as a private, and of course I only practiced medicine or psychiatry in the air force so I was never in any kind of violent combat.

Robert Jay Lifton

Medicine Kind Air Force Never Air

I don't think we ever clash but we do become frosty.

Ann Wilson

Think Become Ever Clash

For one thing, I don't think that anybody in any war thinks of themselves as a hero.

Steven Spielberg

Hero War Think One Thing Thinks Any

As someone who has more than a passing acquaintance with most of the 20th century presidents, I have often thought that their accomplishments have little staying power in shaping popular views of their leadership.

Robert Dallek

Leadership Power Thought Someone

Christians cannot be so joined to this world that they forget who they serve.

Monica Johnson

World Forget Serve Cannot Who

I avoid going through places where there's too much poverty.

Loretta Lynn

Poverty Too Much Places Where Going

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned.

Jason Biggs

Girl Me Cool Wish Apple Pie

Certainly there is abundant evidence of the early transmission by literary means of a considerable number of drolls and folk-tales from India about the time of the Crusaders.

Joseph Jacobs

Time Early India Evidence Means

We didn't do an American tour because it I know it wouldn't go down well.

Dee Dee Ramone

American Down Go Know Because Well

I have been a Christian all my life, but it's impossible to be so deeply involved in these stories without it making you think again, and without it making you consciously aware of the people involved.

Della Reese

Life People Impossible Think My Life

The only way to eliminate any government choice on what art is worthwhile, what art isn't worthwhile, is to get the government totally out of the business of funding.

Antonin Scalia

Business Art Government Choice Way