Garry Shandling Quotes

To be thrown onto the stand-up stage is an experience that you cannot fathom until you're actually there, because there's no place to go, and everyone is looking at you and you can't even see them because of the lights. And yet you have to manage to start talking and be funny on top of it.

Garry Shandling

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 29, 1949 - March 24, 2016

Topics

FunnyExperienceLookingStartYou

Love cannot save you from your own fate.

Jim Morrison

LoveFateYouOwnCannotYour

I just want to be myself.

Jim Carrey

MyselfWantJust

The moment a large investor doesn't believe a government will pay back its debt when it says it will, a crisis of confidence could develop. Investors have scant patience for the years of good governance - politically fraught fiscal restructuring, austerity and debt rescheduling - it takes to defuse a sovereign-debt crisis.

Andrew Ross Sorkin

GoodPatienceConfidenceMomentBack

To waken interest and kindle enthusiasm is the sure way to teach easily and successfully.

Tryon Edwards

EnthusiasmTeachWayInterestSure

When I landed the first 900 at the XGames, it was just - it was a personal achievement. It was something that I have strived for for years and years and years, and in a lot of ways had given up on it. But I just didn't think of the resonance that would have.

Tony Hawk

AchievementThinkPersonalFirstUp

You don't really see too many straight friendships between men and women on 'Mad Men.'

Jay R. Ferguson

WomenMenYouMadSeeMen And Women

It comes down to the difference between what you were planning to do and what life throws at you and you have to end up doing. The one who knows how to improvise is the one who comes out ahead.

Jason Isbell

LifePlanningEndDoingYouDown

It is not just shameful for a contemporary American poet to use rhymes, it is unthinkable. It seems banal to him; he fears banality worse than anything, and therefore, he uses free verse - though free verse is no guarantee against banality.

Joseph Brodsky

FreeAmericanHimAnythingPoet

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

Jonathan Swift

FoodBrokenPromisesMade

Chael Sonnen inspired everybody. You go there and call someone out, and you get the fight.

Jose Aldo

FightSomeoneYouGoOutInspired

I've been a software engineer, a novelist, a journalist, and a manager - and managing developers is easily the trickiest thing I've ever done.

Jon Evans

DoneManagerSoftwareEngineerBeen

I prefer dark chocolate. I like French over Belgian... Valrhona is the best.

Johnny Iuzzini

BestChocolateDarkOverLike

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