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Garry Shandling Quotes

It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I think men have their problems just as much as women.

Garry Shandling

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 29, 1949 - March 24, 2016

Topics

Women Men Man Tired Me Think

The problems of the world are not going to be engaged with and solved in Faversham, they're going to be sorted out in cities like Birmingham.

Jim Crace

World Problems Out Going Like

We have been very conditioned by the cultures that we come from and are usually very identified with the particular gender that we happen to be a member of.

Andrew Cohen

Gender Cultures Happen Come Been

Macintosh felt like a system. As I learned more, I felt like I was able to guess how new things would work. I felt like the bugs in my programs were more my bugs and not things I misunderstood.

Steven Sinofsky

Work New Things New Misunderstood

This is what people don't understand: obesity is a symptom of poverty. It's not a lifestyle choice where people are just eating and not exercising. It's because kids - and this is the problem with school lunch right now - are getting sugar, fat, empty calories - lots of calories - but no nutrition.

Tom Colicchio

School People Lunch Eating Fat Diet

The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills.

Tom DeLay

Parents Youth Control Violence Birth

Between my hatred of mall shopping and my mother's firm ideas about how a girl should dress, my style choices were pretty unenthusiastic: plaid skirts or whatever empire-waisted thingamabob was on sale at Sears.

Mary Gaitskill

Mother Girl Style Dress Ideas

The breeding programs for the bulls have improved significantly. The bulls are at a much higher caliber.

Chris LeDoux

Much Higher Bulls Caliber Breeding

Being fit is the easiest part of being a dance professional. I used to just throw on a backpack full of rocks and run up a hill. You don't even have to go to a gym.

Anton du Beke

Dance You Gym Professional Rocks Go

I am a night painter, so when I come into the studio the next morning the delirium is over.

Philip Guston

Morning I Am Night Over Next Come

I was born with music inside of me, and that was the first flower that bloomed on my tree, but I was the highest key in my school and also the lowest key, seen?

Peter Tosh

Flower Music Tree School Me Key

I am humbled by the encouragement of my supporters and the depth of their faith and confidence in me.

Todd Wilcox

Confidence Faith I Am Me Humbled Am

The Church of Christ is constituted in two orders, the clergy and the people, the one having the care of the Church that all may be ruled for the salvation of souls; the other contains kings, princes, and nobles who have to carry on secular government that all things may lead to the peace and unity of the Church.

Thomas Becket

Peace Government People Unity Church