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Hannibal Buress Quotes

I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, she's in good shape. She gives me health tips sometimes, like, 'Hannibal, you're going to die.' Stuff like that.

Hannibal Buress

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 4, 1983

Topics

Good Health Me Better Die You

We are all in the Labour party because we want the Labour party to be a vehicle for social change. There is a thirst for debate in the party, and all those who have joined haven't joined without a purpose.

Jeremy Corbyn

Change Purpose Debate Party Want

When you die, nobody pays your hosting company, and your work disappears. Like that.

Jeffrey Zeldman

Work Die You Nobody Company Hosting

When there's so much choice, it can get overwhelming and it's hard to make a choice.

Meghan Daum

Choice Hard Get Make Much

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

Jeff Foxworthy

Thought Doing Somebody Hated Ought

I dress like a boy most of the time because I like what's comfortable, so sometimes when I have to wear dresses and makeup, it's kind of comedic.

Analeigh Tipton

Time Dress Makeup Sometimes Kind

I do have a lot of Australian friends.

Simon Baker

Friends Australian Lot

With plays that require any kind of reading program, I'm reading for a couple of years before using the material.

Tom Stoppard

Reading Kind Years Before Material

As you know, God is usually on the side of the big squadrons against the small.

Roger de Rabutin

God Small You Know Side Big

It took me a long time to find out that I was born to be an actor. It was the last thing on my list, although my list was very small. I didn't know what to do. But kids weren't supposed to know what to do back then; we were all cute and we'd find out what we'd do later in life.

Rutger Hauer

Life Time Cute Me Small Long

The best discussion of trouble in boardroom and business office is found in newspapers' own financial pages and speeches by journalists in management jobs.

Russell Baker

Business Best Management Financial

When you get money you're always a target because there's always somebody who needs money out there.

Lloyd Banks

Money You Target Always Out Get

I have always been a singer/songwriter, and I was pushed in places I didn't want to do, like pop or top forty. I don't belong there.

Lisa Marie Presley

Want Places Top Always Forty Belong