Ian Frazier Quotes

I suppose anybody just losing it and sputtering curses is pretty funny. But I think it would be more of a challenge, much more of a challenge, to make a cursing dad funny.

Ian Frazier

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I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.

Stephen Colbert

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I like to sing along to Annie Lennox and pretend to be as sassy as her.

Sophie Thompson

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I saw Dolly Parton play at the Glastonbury Festival to about 120,000 people. It was an ocean of human beings. I was a mile away from the stage, and I swear to God, I could feel her energy.

Sturgill Simpson

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It would be wise for the U.S. private sector to stay away from Iran.

Mike Pompeo

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Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.

Mindy Kaling

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When you put a lot of hard work into one goal and you achieve it, that's a really good feeling.

Derek Jeter

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I feel more comfortable in front of a camera than anywhere else.

Donna Mills

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Winters are so long in northern Michigan - nearly nine months of gray skies and deep snow - that summer comes as a fresh burst.

Doug Stanton

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For the information of young hunters, I will just say, in this place, that whenever a fellow gets bad lost, the way home is just the way he don't think it is. This rule will hit nine times out of ten.

Davy Crockett

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I can consciously say I like squashing things because I saw 'Tom and Jerry' films or Charlie Chaplin in 'Modern Times.' That's true.

Cornelia Parker

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If there is one positive takeaway from the collapse of Mt.Gox, it is the willingness of a new generation of Bitcoin companies to work together to ensure the future of Bitcoin and the security of customer funds.

Brian Armstrong

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Be influenced by nothing but your clients' interests. Tell them the truth.

Arthur C. Nielsen

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