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I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.

Stephen Colbert

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I actually bedazzled when I was younger. I totally did that to my jeans.

Jillian Bell

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Do I have chocolate chip cookies? Yes, I do. Do I have mint chocolate chip milkshakes? Yes, I do. I love them. They are fantastic. But when I have them, they're worth it. I earned them. I did something. I worked out super hard. I stayed clean on food.

Jocko Willink

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I am a traditional man. I'm a product of a traditional man. He sacrificed everything for his family.

Andy Garcia

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The police are the public and the public are the police; the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence.

Robert Peel

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I developed my style by pickin' a lot of cotton, plowin' that ole mule every day. I just got the rhythm, and any rhythm I need I know where it is; I know where to find it.

John Hunter

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I was such a fan of 'True Blood;' I knew the essence of it.

Robert Kazinsky

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A surgeon will cut off a limb in order to protect the body from disease. And a commander-in-chief should pull out of a war that cannot be won in order to protect a nation.

Michael Huffington

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I try to search for roles where the character is not dependent on how she looks, but it is hard because I didn't know anyone in this industry, so I started as an extra and fought.

Amber Heard

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I spent thirty-three years and four months in active military service as a member of this country's most agile military force, the Marine Corps. I served in all commissioned ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major-General.

Smedley Butler

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Whoever said I hated the media?

Rodrigo Duterte

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It's inevitable: as I get older, I am going to get more wrinkles; it's something you have to accept.

Louise Nurding

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I like the unknown. That's what Terry Malick has always really liked. He's always looking for the unexpected.

Douglas Trumbull

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