Jack Benny Quotes

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Jack Benny

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 14, 1894 - December 26, 1974

Topics

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I don't consider myself qualified to do a movie about international intrigue - I seldom leave the country.

John Hughes

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I directed an episode of 'Party of Five' toward the very end of that show. It was a great experience.

Matthew Fox

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For me, electronic music is like cooking: it's a sensual organic activity where you can mix ingredients.

Jean-Michel Jarre

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Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

Ambrose Bierce

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I try not to pass judgment on anyone, and I wish they wouldn't pass it on me.

Mary Beth Whitehead

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I tried to get into comics initially after I graduated Clemson in 1994. I spent a year trying to get in, and I quit reading books because not getting in made me sad.

Jonathan Hickman

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How to use your leisure time is the biggest problem of a ballplayer.

Branch Rickey

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The challenge to people like me is, how do you use your capabilities and resources to help support things that are important to you, whether it's the arts or education or homelessness?

Brian Moynihan

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The spirit of this country is totally adverse to a large military force.

Thomas Jefferson

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I want to explore a lot of things, do acting here and there.

Kylie Jenner

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You have no idea how many doors closed on me and how many adults were either initially reluctant to take a chance working with me or who outright laughed at me behind my back.

Kendall Jenner

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There's nothing like playing at home.

Kygo

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