Jackie Mason Quotes

I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times.

Jackie Mason

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Most tall golfers don't have a lot of success. You have trouble getting steep on the ball too much. Stance, posture, all those things can be bad.

Andrew Whitworth

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It's really important to me to keep growing and keep finding new things.

Andrea Martin

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Every single person in every single company is either in sales or affects sales. Every single person in every single company is either in service or affects service.

Jeffrey Gitomer

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I just get so hype - I love performing. I love performing whether someone's there or someone isn't there.

Trevor Jackson

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You always want to know what happened before you. It's a human instinct to know where you came from and what preceded you.

Russell Freedman

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I really respect Zakk Wylde's guitar playing and his compulsive work ethic.

Dimebag Darrell

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There was this project I really wanted before 'Glee' and I didn't get cast - I went in about 13 times and I was so bummed when I didn't get it. But then a month later I got cast on 'Glee,' and I felt like it was meant to happen.

Dianna Agron

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The irony of the political rise of the plutocrats is that, like Venice's oligarchs, they threaten the system that created them.

Chrystia Freeland

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When antibiotics became industrially produced following World War II, our quality of life and our longevity improved enormously. No one thought bacteria were going to become resistant.

Bonnie Bassler

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The biblical story is in dialogue with the other stories of its time. And if the Bible can be in dialogue with other cultures, why can't the people who are descendants of the Bible be in dialogue with other cultures?

Bruce Feiler

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Religion is more like response to a friend than it is like obedience to an expert.

Austin Farrer

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While this country has always had a generous immigration policy, we simply cannot condone individuals coming here illegally.

Scott DesJarlais

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