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Jackie Mason Quotes

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 9, 1931

Topics

Health Sickness Finding You Healthy

Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying.

Think Know Single Fatherhood Most

There's no reason to think Disney is going to stop wanting to make 'Star Wars' movies if there's quality and there's interest. It has unlimited potential. It has a huge number of characters, worlds... It's a massive playground.

Quality Think Potential Stop Movies

In morals what begins in fear usually ends in wickedness; in religion what begins in fear usually ends in fanaticism. Fear, either as a principle or a motive, is the beginning of all evil.

Fear Beginning Religion Evil Morals

The U.S. invaded Vietnam because many in our government - Lyndon Johnson's best and brightest - imagined it could impose a government on that country that would provide a buffer against China and stop the supposedly rolling dominos of Communism.

Best Government Communism Stop China

To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand.

Jose Ortega y Gasset

Wonder Understand Begin Surprised

When you grow up a Matthews, other Matthews are always telling you what you're doing wrong.

Clay Matthews III

Grow Doing You Wrong Grow Up Always

I used to get off the bus, and there'd be a crowd around, you know, and I was thinking, 'God, I hope this is not for me.' And it normally was, and it was because someone said something to my sister, and the first she says is, 'Well, I'll get my brother.'

God Hope Brother Me Sister Thinking

Enslave the liberty of but one human being and the liberties of the world are put in peril.

William Lloyd Garrison

Freedom World Liberty Human Being

I've always been conscious not to take advantage of my sexual orientation because I don't think it's fair, and it shouldn't matter.

Think Matter Take Advantage Fair

What would Chaucer have written about if men were perfect?

Men Perfect Would About Were

I'm promoting partying and having fun and being that type of American. I don't wanna hurt nobody's feelings.

Fun Having Fun Hurt American Nobody

I'm not a typical couturier, although I really respect them.

Nicola Formichetti

Respect Typical Them Really Although

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