Larry the Cable Guy Quotes

The thing that's changed the way I do my stand-up act is having kids and getting older and wiser and smarter. There might be a joke or two in the past that I wish I hadn't done, but in the past, you can't have it back.

Larry the Cable Guy

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There was nothing I could - and wanted to - learn in school. It was just a complete waste of my time.

Simon Cowell

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It is one of the triumphs of modern society that the life of the average person with Down Syndrome has become strikingly normal.

Tucker Carlson

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I'd go anywhere to work, so long as it's worth it.

Jonny Lee Miller

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The only honest reaction and true loyalty we get is from our animals. Once they're your friends, you can do no wrong.

Dick Van Patten

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Public transportation is like a magnifying glass that shows you civilization up close.

Chris Gethard

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What I like about Kickstarter is it helps games that people want to play still get made, even if you don't pump $20 million dollars into it to try and meet all the stupid bells and whistles that publishers feel must be in games nowadays.

Chris Avellone

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There's too much judgment out there. Really what we need to be doing is just all of us finding our own paths towards living the best lives we can live as clearly and boldly in accordance with our own personal values. And that's what I'm trying to do.

Cory Booker

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I'm a Yogi and a tea drinker, and having a gun is the last thing that one would expect of me as a human being.

Brenda Strong

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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.

Bob Hope

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The holder of authority is like the rider on a lion - he is envied for his position, but he well knows his position.

Ali ibn Abi Talib

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It no longer bothers me that I may be constantly searching for father figures; by this time, I have found several and dearly enjoyed knowing them all.

Alice Walker

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Bose-Einstein condensation is one of the most intriguing phenomena predicted by quantum statistical mechanics.

Wolfgang Ketterle

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