Larry David Quotes

I am not honest.

Larry David

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 2, 1947

Topics

I AmHonestAm

To be unkind to anyone. There's no room for that. Not on my watch.

Jennifer Konner

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In the '90s, comedy was at a very low point, but these days, you've got people like Hannibal Burress, Ron Funches, Maria Bamford - people who can play any club, anywhere.

Andy Kindler

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According to USA today, the average length of an attention span of a man in America is 23 minutes.

Robert Fripp

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I had a lot of success from the start. I never really was tested for long periods of time. I got my first professional job while I was a senior in college. I signed with the William Morris Agency before I graduated.

Denzel Washington

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I'm married to football, baseball is my girlfriend.

Deion Sanders

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During the eighties and nineties, people wanted to be chic, elegant, bourgeois.

Donatella Versace

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It ticks me off to hear people say, 'Hey man, at your age you don't look like you're slowing down a bit.' Like, can I just be a football player? Why does the 33 age have to coincide with me when you talking football?

DeAngelo Williams

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With my own memoirs, they are truthful, and I write everything fully expecting to some day end up televised on Court TV, and I'm fully prepared to be challenged legally on it.

Augusten Burroughs

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This is magic - the people of Broadway. There's nothing better!

Annaleigh Ashford

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Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.

Allen Klein

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I sort of trust myself as a musician to experiment more and to know when things are more effective when they're spare and when a song can hold up to a lot of different instrumentations. So I'm more willing to go for it.

Perfume Genius

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Traditionally, all the kings of Saudi Arabia have been sons of the founder of Saudi Arabia, and they've gone from one son to the next.

Richard Engel

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