Larry David Quotes

I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

Larry David

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 2, 1947

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Jon Tester no longer can say that he supports the principles and values of the people of Montana.

Matt Rosendale

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In Spain, you get seven clear chances a game to receive the ball and shoot. In Italy, you get very few clear balls, and you have to fight everyone to score; that makes you improve and develop.

Alvaro Morata

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Fruit is definitely on the maintenance diet. It's on the lifestyle diet.

Robert Atkins

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We live longer and healthier lives than ever before. Animal research has improved the treatment of infections, helped with immunisation, improved cancer treatment and had a big impact on managing heart disease, brain disorders, arthritis and transplantation.

Robert Winston

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I never really planned on doing a television series.

Judah Friedlander

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I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.

Dolly Parton

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Orangutans look straight into your soul.

Willie Smits

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Wall Street is always too biased toward short-term profitability and biased against long-term growth.

Peter Thiel

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I feel like math and writing are the same thing. You're putting together a lot of complex things to satisfy different requirements. It's got to be aesthetically pleasing; it's got to have subtext; it's got to convey information.

Shane Carruth

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Why is it good for football to take the excitement away from fans by overcharging them for tickets to see their team?

Sepp Blatter

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Roller-skating and ice-skating are two different things - I found that out the hard way.

Todd Bridges

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Nobody knows enough, but many know too much.

Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

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