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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

I was never a Democrat. I went from Republican to Maoist and then back again.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

Topics

Back Never Republican Democrat Again

Singling out political opponents for working against the ruling party is precisely the tactic of every tyrannical government from Red China to Venezuela. The first step in the process is creating unfounded public suspicion of political opponents, followed by arresting and jailing any who continue speaking against the regime.

Government Red Step Political Party

My first go at drinking did not go so well. I ended up getting sick in front of everybody. You know that Ginuwine song 'Pony'? It was playing at the party while I was getting sick. My entire senior year, everyone sang that around me. For a year. I would like that erased from my memory.

Memory Me Song Sick Year You

Well it's really hard to satisfy the right wing. I can tell you that.

You I Can Hard Right Tell Well

Nobody should come to the movies unless he believes in heroes.

Nobody Movies Heroes Come He Should

The second time is the one we remember, where memory begins. Putting the moments in order is only half the story. What matters is the weight of the moments as they accumulate.

Stacey D'Erasmo

Time Memory Story Remember Moments

The great saints were always great innovators... They had to be very strong people... principled people. And, apart from their principles, with great tenacity they had to have great reserves of patience.

Patience Great People Strong Always

I believe we owe our young an education that captures the exhilarating drama of science.

Education Science Believe Drama Owe

I find celebrity status difficult to bear when I am in the company of my mother.

Mother I Am Find Celebrity Difficult

I actually have never been to a gym. I haven't had time. I have been working for the last 25 years. I just don't have time to put on a little outfit and go to the gym and work out and clean up and come home.

Work Home Time Gym Outfit Go

Making a television show is a difficult, collaborative, creative endeavor, and it really requires everybody to band together and all work together every day.

Work Day Together Creative Every Day

Justice will not come to Athens until those who are not injured are as indignant as those who are injured.

Justice Will Athens Come Who Those

With Ronald Reagan in the White House, somebody had to look out for those who were not so fortunate. That's where I came in.

Thomas P. O'Neill

Look House White Out Fortunate Who

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