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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

I'm too tough and sensitive to have to have some pubescent twerp with his mom's earring in his tongue, who combs his hair with Redi-Whip and has an Ani DiFranco tattoo on his shin, come show me how a computer works.

P. J. O'Rourke

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

Topics

Me Mom Hair Tough Tongue Tattoo

I think that unless you can take judgments of right and wrong like an automaton, you must have emotions because that is our only way of moral guidance.

Joanna Lumley

Think You Wrong Emotions Moral Way

It's impossible for everybody to be in sync, even the most proper family.

Andy Garcia

Family Impossible Sync Even Most

That's all folks!

Mel Blanc

Folks

It's pretty amazing being me.

Matthew Morrison

Amazing Me Pretty Being

The least amount of judging we can do, the better off we are.

Michael J. Fox

Better Judging Off Better Off Least

Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.

Ambrose Bierce

Debt Chain Whip Ingenious Substitute

I can't wait to see little white kids dressing up as Black Panther.

Sterling K. Brown

Wait Black White See Dressing Up

It comforts the adult conscience to remember that, amid history's grave injustices, there were still great lives.

Rumaan Alam

History Great Remember Conscience

You grow as a writer when you learn how to make songs flow from start to finish. That's the best song, when it's such a seamless process to get to this release at the chorus, this euphoric feeling. That's why the Beatles were so good - they did such a good job building so much tension in the beginning to this immaculate release, and then it ends.

Ross Lynch

Good Best Job Beginning Song Start

I just love where I am right now in my career.

Martina McBride

Love I Am Career Now Right Where

It's very comforting to feel myself getting stronger.

Martine Syms

Myself Feel Stronger Comforting Very

In entrepreneurial circles, it's clear to me that violence, hatred, and discrimination - or whatever you want to label it - is another category where we need to pay attention to disruption before it changes the world in ways we don't want it to.

Brad Feld

Me World Violence Attention You