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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I'm not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses.

P. J. O'Rourke

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

Topics

Eyes Small Look House Everything

To a guy like me, a laugh is full of information.

Jerry Seinfeld

Me Laugh Information Guy Like Full

I had, probably, a more challenging experience growing up than most middle-class chicks.

Jennifer Hale

Experience Growing Up Growing More

You see a Clint Eastwood movie, and you might not know if it's from Universal or Warner Bros. or another studio. He has affiliations with so many studios now, but there was a time when you'd just look at a movie and think, 'Oh, that's a Warner Bros. film.'

Robert Osborne

Time Think You Look Know Now

Opening a business is going to be hard work, no matter what choices you make. If you decide to fall on your sword and just slog through all the work as an operator instead of an owner, then you take responsibility for the entire operation and the actions of the business.

Michael Gerber

Work Hard Work Business Choices You

My best weapon is probably my speed. I am faster than most middleweights, and I know how to use it.

Michael Bisping

Best I Am Speed Know Weapon Faster

Everything I was, physically and mentally, that's what I put on that field.

Steve Carlton

Everything Field Mentally Physically

I think, at the end of the day, you do better when you tend toward being transparent, even though there's some risk.

Stanley A. McChrystal

Day Think End Of The Day End Better

When I was younger, out in public, I never wanted to pop my hip and definitely made sure that my wrist was nice and firm. All these silly, prohibitive things.

Troye Sivan

Silly Nice Never Out Things Sure

People will forget me pretty quick.

Tom Landry

People Me Forget Will Quick Pretty

Never sit at a table you can't walk away from.

Joss Whedon

Walk You Table Never Sit Away

I'm not a virtuoso on an instrument. You know, I'm not always singing in pitch. I laugh sometimes my way through the shows, but I'm an honest songwriter who's always tried to bring the audience with me on my journey in hopes that they see their own lives reflected in the work.

Jason Mraz

Work Journey Me Singing Laugh You

I don't think a lot of people have been entrepreneurial about venture capital.

Josh Kopelman

People Think Venture Capital Venture