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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate.

P. J. O'Rourke

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 14, 1947

Topics

Funny Saying You Situation Trouble

I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!

Jennifer Damiano

Joke Park Parallel

We didn't pass any constitutional amendments that affected the executive branch while I was governor.

John Engler

Pass Executive Executive Branch Any

Once you find you can't walk as far and as fast as you were able, life becomes more complicated.

Robert Sheckley

Life Walk You Find Fast Complicated

But the citizens of Cincinnati loved their Reds because they won, no matter what their addresses had been the year before. They rooted for the Old-English 'C' on the players' shirts.

John Thorn

Loved Year Matter Rooted Been

I think it would be very boring dramatically to have a film where everybody was a lawyer or doctor and had no faults. To me, the most important thing is to be truthful.

Spike Lee

Me Doctor Lawyer Think Movies Film

My sister's job does not involve music, but she is an amazing singer and songwriter.

Sigrid

Music Job Amazing Sister She Singer

We released 'The Interview' through a variety of platforms, and we continue to look for other distribution options. Throughout this whole process, we never stopped - not for a single moment - trying to secure a broad release. Our studio takes great pride in continuing to grow the release of this movie and making it a success.

Michael Lynton

Success Great Moment Pride Grow

Don't just let the devil use your mind as a garbage dump.

Joyce Meyer

Mind Devil Garbage Just Your Use

Face your financial issues head on. Open your bills, pick up the phone, call your lender. If applicable, tell them you're struggling and explain why. If you lost your job or took a pay cut, be ready to prove it.

Jean Chatzky

Job Face Financial You Phone Call

What I didn't expect was 'VIP' becoming something of a cult and one of my biggest hits.

Dhanush

Expect Something Becoming Cult VIP

The state has a duty to protect all its citizens.

Deeyah Khan

Duty Protect Citizens State

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

Bryan Callen

Women Heart Broken I Am Fun Looking