Rachel Sklar Quotes

The best jokes resonate because they uncover ridiculousness in our daily lives, reveal the silliness - and sometimes sadness - of things we see every day.

Rachel Sklar

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: lawyer
  • Nationality: canadian
  • Birth: December 8, 1972

Topics

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All morning they watched for the plane which they thought would be looking for them. They cursed war in general and PTs in particular. At about ten o'clock the hulk heaved a moist sigh and turned turtle.

John Hersey

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In struggling against anguish one never produces serenity; the struggle against anguish only produces new forms of anguish.

Simone Weil

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It's not the fact that your single can sell. It's the fact that you can sell hard tickets. People will spend money to see you.

Tory Lanez

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There's so many great matches that you can think of. I could fantasy book all kinds of stuff, you know, fight a few family members. If we could have Umaga back, I would love to wrestle him in any arena in any town just because of how good he was.

Roman Reigns

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My goal is to beat you whether you're clean or dirty.

Michelle Carter

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One thing I've learned about his business is this whole 'plan thing' - it doesn't work.

Josh Charles

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I got cast for 'Spring Awakening' when I was 20. Every dream I had came true in that moment.

Jonathan Groff

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The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.

Craig Ferguson

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I spend most of my career as a management consultant, a businessman working with family-owned small and medium-sized businesses. The businesses that make up the core of our economy.

Brad Schneider

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All I'll say is if you look at countries where it is - where they are rapidly growing, they're investing in their infrastructure. They're investing in their educations. They are trying to streamline regulations, but they're not neglecting key investments.

Austan Goolsbee

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Revenge is often like biting a dog because the dog bit you.

Austin O'Malley

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Aleksey and I have gathered together a bunch of kindred spirits who are also versatile musicians. We have a violinist who eats fire, another who is an acrobat, and a flutist who beats boxes. We hope in years to come to tour the U.S. with our 'League of X-traordinary musicians.'

Richard Hyung-ki Joo

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