Samantha Bee Quotes

If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.

Samantha Bee

Recitation: by Male by Female

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PoliticsWorldShowMuchGoes

Why thrust your kid into that? You try to protect them from all the bad people out there.

John Aniston

PeopleBad PeopleYouBadWhyTry

Any bilateral trade and investment agreement must be comprehensive and address the full range of barriers to U.S. goods and services if it is to receive broad, bipartisan congressional support.

Max Baucus

SupportInvestmentBarriersTrade

Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.

Ambrose Bierce

DogWorldKindWorshipCatchDeity

I'm actually quite critical of the storytelling theme. I think all the storytellers are not storytellers.

Stefan Sagmeister

ThinkStorytellingThemeCritical

No matter what, if my son was gay, I'd treat him like a king.

Tracy Morgan

SonKingTreatGayMatterWhat If

I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.

Mitt Romney

FunnyLoveHumorThinkJokesScared

My tastes lean toward the more negative, angry and eclectic.

Josh Silver

AngerAngryNegativeMoreLean

Consequently it will often happen there will be a desire of particular objects, in cases where they cannot be obtained without manifest injury to others.

Joseph Butler

ManifestDesireWillOthersWithout

I have so much fun with Matt LeBlanc that whether I love it or not really makes no difference to me because I just really have that much fun with him and playing with him. Being onstage with him is great.

Drea De Matteo

LoveGreatFunMeDifferenceHim

The great comics can fall on their faces, but then they can say, 'Oh, baby, you're the greatest.' They show their heart and their vulnerability.

Chris Farley

HeartGreatBabyYouFallSay

I couldn't do country, with all due respect to all country music artists. My parents dressed me up with a cowboy hat and we'd go to the rodeo when I was younger and it traumatized me for life.

Chris Colfer

LifeMusicRespectHatParentsMe

Minimalism seems closest to the sophisticated storytelling of movies. Movies have really educated contemporary audiences to be the most intelligent, sophisticated audiences in history. We don't any longer need to have the relationship between one scene and the next explained. We will figure it out ourselves.

Chuck Palahniuk

RelationshipHistoryMoviesWillOut

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