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Sam Kinison Quotes

What am I responsible for? Who am I responsible to? Everybody? How come when Archie Bunker nailed everybody, it was funny - but when I do it, it's not?

Sam Kinison

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 8, 1953 - April 10, 1992

Topics

Funny Who Am I Responsible Come Who

I've always been a target. Everyone looks me and says, 'I'm not going to let that Asian kid embarrass me. I'm going to go at him.' That's how it's been my whole life.

Jeremy Lin

Life Me Target Looks Go Kid

When I'm designing, I'm thinking about what it would be like to wear that piece.

Jenny Packham

Thinking Wear Would Like Piece

We have to be thankful considering our number as a family we enjoy very good health generally but you may be sure me and my partner have quite enough to exercise our minds and occupy our attention.

John Hawley

Family Good Good Health Health Me

I started in London, as a kid. My mother knew I had sort of an inbred talent. She was an actress, so I inherited it from her. But I think I got a lot of it from my grandfather, who was a great politician.

Angela Lansbury

Mother Great Talent Think London

I've published a couple of short novels in France that I didn't want to publish in English because I loved the characters too much to subject them to American critics who were not exactly favorable toward my work.

Michael Cimino

Work Loved American Short Too Much

Competition among schools is always a great motivator.

John Rowland

Great Competition Always Motivator

Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there's no such thing as a comedian who doesn't do impressions.

John Podhoretz

Now Animals Two Used Comedians Who

Since the 1920s, when some U.S. cruise ships decided to fly a Panamanian flag to avoid Prohibition regulations, ships have commonly flown the flag of countries foreign to their owners. The benefits are obvious: lower taxes, laxer labor and safety laws.

Rose George

Safety Fly Labor Flag Cruise 1920s

Education means teaching kids how to do stuff and how to think about stuff. Education is a pretty simple concept with a very clear way to measure results: you give some kind of an exam - maybe it's one of those standardized tests all kids hate, maybe it's some kind of essay, but whatever it is, it'll measure the results, and the kids will hate it.

Mike Gallagher

Education Hate Simple Think You Way

I think we should have the majority of the party's voters decide who they want as their nominee.

Mitt Romney

Think Party Want Decide Majority

Growing up, I would have to say I loved 'Peter Pan' because I was fascinated by Captain Hook; I was fascinated by Hans Conried, who was an actor on screen and also a theatrical and television actor.

Jonathan Freeman

Growing Up Loved Television Growing

With my son, I work very hard to keep him away from the press and media and I want an opportunity for him to lead as normal a life as possible.

Corey Feldman

Life Work Son Opportunity Media Him