Victor LaValle Quotes

I'm always trying to make myself laugh. I'm the most enthusiastic audience I'm likely to find, so if it doesn't make me smile then it probably won't work on you. The jokes that only make me shrug get cut.

Victor LaValle

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: author
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 3, 1972

Topics

WorkSmileMyselfMeLaughYou

'Dexter,' while the pilot shares moments with the novel that created the character of Dexter, they completely abandoned the book from that moment on.

Jim Rash

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I am a perfectionist. It has always been this way.

Sonia Rykiel

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Your wedding can be the most memorable day and night of your life... or just another party.

Steven Crowder

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A lot of times, you try and please your biological family, and you can't please them.

Tom Lister, Jr.

FamilyYouTryYourPleaseThem

Your life is the sum result of all the choices you make, both consciously and unconsciously. If you can control the process of choosing, you can take control of all aspects of your life. You can find the freedom that comes from being in charge of yourself.

Robert Foster Bennett

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Rodney Dangerfield

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I think we're going in the right direction.

Jason Kidd

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I've died so many times. I'm 65. On my 40th birthday, my girlfriend gave me a reel with ways I had died, whether it was by knife, or electrocution or drowning or being thrown off a building or whatever it might have been. I've died a lot of times!

Jonathan Banks

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No, I never thought about my father's money as my money.

Christie Hefner

FatherMoneyThoughtNeverAbout

I believe that God has a plan and purpose not only for the human race, but for my individual life.

Anne Graham Lotz

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I look back on Joy Division very fondly indeed. I know that, of course, the band came to a tragic end, but that does not change the fact that Joy Division was a great band to be a part of.

Peter Hook

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What characterizes a member of a minority group is that he is forced to see himself as both exceptional and insignificant, marvelous and awful, good and evil.

Norman Mailer

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