Victor Borge Quotes

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Victor Borge

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: musician
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: January 3, 1909 - December 23, 2000

Topics

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But I always seem to finish a book and then think, oh God, I've got to pay a tax bill, so I'd better write a novel, so I tend not to stop and learn word processing.

Jilly Cooper

GodBookThinkBetterLearnStop

I was not a very good mother. I was always running out to do a movie or something. If I had to do it over, I would either have a career or children. I wouldn't do both unless I could work in my home. I spent 20 years feeling guilty, which is not a very nice emotion.

Joanne Woodward

WorkGoodMotherHomeChildrenNice

I don't really feel any different when I get up on stage.

Joe Elliott

FeelStageUpGetDifferentReally

Television and web are merging.

John Cabrera

TelevisionWebMerging

I remember early on, in my very, very early days, I had a makeup artist tell me that I needed to get an attitude. I had no idea what he was talking about.

Andie MacDowell

AttitudeMeMakeupTalkingRemember

A crenelated wall of books encircles my bed, its tottering towers looming ever taller, always on the verge of collapsing onto oblivious sleepers.

Simon Sebag Montefiore

WallBedAlwaysBooksTowersEver

Surge pricing only kicks in in order to maximize the number of trips that happen and therefore reduce the number of people that are stranded.

Travis Kalanick

PeopleHappenOrderOnlyKicks

First of all, I can't really claim to be a great chef.

Martin Yan

GreatChefFirstClaimReally

Heartbreak is good fuel for country songs. And cheating.

Miranda Lambert

GoodCheatingCountryHeartbreak

Talent is a matter of quantity. Talent does not write on page, it writes three hundred.

Jules Renard

TalentPageThreeMatterWriteDoes

For me, summer hasn't really started until tomatoes reappear in local farmers' markets.

Jose Andres

MeSummerFarmersStartedMarkets

Once again I stopped listening to the news this week.

Donella Meadows

ListeningWeekNewsAgainOnce

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