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W. C. Fields Quotes

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946

Topics

Today Ahead Drink Real Two Sell

Arnold Schwarzenegger's publicist told USA Today that the actor has not ruled out running for governor of California, saying that he will make a decision soon. Reportedly Arnold needs that time to learn how to pronounce 'gubernatorial.'

Today Time Decision Saying Learn

You often see lifestyle over substance in L.A. Some rock stars dress up like they're going to play a gig when they're just going to the 7-Eleven store on a Tuesday night.

Stars Dress Night You Play Rock

To make Michael Myers frightening, I had him walk like a man, not a monster.

Walk Man Him Monster Make Like

I just thank God my husband and I found each other before the advent of social media. I can't imagine dating someone and seeing what they're doing on their Facebook page. And people breaking up with each other over texts now? We had to break up with each other face to face back then.

God Social Media Dating People Face

I still think there are some pitches in this pitching arm, so I will continue playing with USA Softball, but knowing that this could be the last time a softball player stands on the Olympic podium and has the opportunity of experiencing this - it was emotional.

Opportunity Time Think Will Knowing

Most zombie stories, the problems they solve are not the actual zombies. The problems they solve are the human interactions.

Stephen Graham Jones

Problems Human Zombie Most Stories

It betrays hubris on the part of the artist to think his medium is limiting him, and I think we all recognize this.

Think Artist Hubris Him Recognize

The CAFTA region currently imports $15 billion annually of U.S. agriculture and manufactured goods.

Agriculture Billion Imports Region

I work on everything, whether it's a film or TV show - I wouldn't even consider 'American Gods' a TV show. I don't even know what it is.

Work American Know Everything Film

I really love Instagram for the artwork.

Brian Tyree Henry

Love Instagram Really Artwork

Prior to 'The Karate Kid', I did commercials - Kool-Aid, Pepsi, milk - and I had always been cast as the all-American nice guy.

Nice Milk Kid Always Guy Pepsi

The secret I've lived by ever since I started earning money is this: Always buy a house with an extra bedroom adjoining the master. And that's always my closet.

Money House Bedroom Secret Master

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