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Ben Elton Quotes

If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.

Ben Elton

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: May 3, 1959

Topics

Money Police Enough Done Hot Write

I was 175 pounds at 13 years old and 5 feet tall.

Jillian Michaels

Feet Tall Old Years Pounds

My beautiful son... I can't wait to see his face, hug him, and spend time with him.

Jencarlos Canela

Son Beautiful Time Wait Face Hug

Sometimes when you're going fast, your instincts can be very useful.

Andrea Arnold

You Fast Sometimes Going Instincts

Obama is defining himself in a way that will destroy him.

John Podhoretz

Will Way Him Destroy Himself Obama

For me, going to Minneapolis is like going to Mecca.

Stephan Pastis

Me Going Mecca Like Minneapolis

In the mind, we doubt and suspect, and we get a kind of pleasure, a kind of joy from that. But in the heart, we try to encompass the full world, and by loving the world, we get joy.

Sri Chinmoy

Heart Joy Mind World Doubt Loving

Rubio is clearly an open-borders Republican. He is the Chamber of Commerce candidate, the 'more is better' candidate, and the amnesty candidate.

Tom Tancredo

Better More Republican Clearly He

Every writing teacher gives the subliminal message, every time they teach: 'Your life counts for something.' In no other subject that I know of is that message given.

Roger Rosenblatt

Life Teacher Time Writing Know Your

I think you're a little more fragile when you're younger.

Mats Sundin

Think You More Little Fragile

Our forefathers never envisioned that a handful of staff write a bill and you rush it through a committee without reading it and you rush it to the floor without reading it, and you pass it just because you're a Democrat and Democrats told you to do that.

Mike Ross

Reading You Just Because Never Write

Sweet it is, when on the high seas the winds are lashing the waters, to gaze from the land on another's struggles.

Lucretius

Sweet Land Winds High Struggles

Companies that pretend to care about music and really care about other things - whether it be hardware, whether it be advertising - and now they look at music as a loss leader. And we know music isn't a loss leader; music is an important part of our lives.

Jay-Z

Leader Music Advertising Care Loss