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Ben Elton Quotes

I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: May 3, 1959

Topics

Exercise I Can Hard Reason Earn

There are over 100 entities in the federal government that have something to do with homeland security.

Government Security Over Something

I feel like I'm as mischievous as you can be while still never wanting to hurt anyone's feelings. I really want everyone to be happy all the time, but I do like seeing what new things you can talk about.

Time New Things Happy Be Happy Hurt

I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid, I used to, you know, pretend to trip over things to make girls laugh in school and stuff like that. So I kind of learned how to fall without hurting yourself.

Myself Yourself School Thought Laugh

Most people can do what I do - they can do guitar solos - but they can't do a good, hard rhythm guitar and be dedicated to it.

Good People Guitar Hard Rhythm Most

The barn doors are open, and the horses are running out because we've got guns all over the place. It's basically a cold war for individuals: you've got a nuclear bomb, and I've got a nuclear bomb, and the only thing stopping us from using them is the fact we both have them.

War Cold Doors You Place Over

My methods produce lasting behavioral change without unpleasant consequences, because the change does not come from an effort of will. It comes from examining your deep-rooted beliefs of who you are and how the world functions. As you examine these beliefs and make changes in them, you literally become a different person.

Change Effort World You Consequences

There is no rule of law in Zimbabwe; there's selective application of the rule of law. Patrick Chinamasa, who is the minister of justice, destroyed the independent judiciary.

Justice Law Rule Of Law Independent

Women are not always taken as seriously as we should be, so sometimes we have to put our foot down.

Women Down Sometimes Seriously Foot

Where is the civil rights groundswell on behalf of stronger marriages that will allow more children to grow up in two-parent families and have a better chance of staying out of poverty?

Children Chance Grow Better Stronger

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

Open Market Still Lincoln Abe

If U.S. national sovereignty continues, it is only as a state that Puerto Rico will have permanent 10th Amendment powers over its non-federal affairs, as well as voting power in Congress.

Dick Thornburgh

Power Voting Puerto Rico Will Over

Money, celebrity and power can be very intoxicating.

Power Money Celebrity Very

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