Daniel Tosh Quotes

I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.

Daniel Tosh

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FunnyGoodFindPersonKnowKind

There are millions of people who do want help. I'm not going to waste my time convincing people who aren't receptive.

Jillian Michaels

TimePeopleHelpWantGoingWaste

By then I was in Brooklyn and drank my way through that summer. I stopped when I got sick of that and got a job at the Strand bookstore, which was a little better than the tax job.

Robert Quine

JobSickBetterBrooklynSummerTax

I find that most novels are not good all the way through. A story can be good all the way through, every sentence.

Max Apple

GoodStoryFindWayThroughMost

For a while, I was drawing on good paper, but now I've gone back to the bad stuff. I put matte medium on it. If you put matte medium on it, it seals up, so it doesn't really matter.

Jean-Michel Basquiat

GoodDrawingYouBadBackMatter

Everybody wants to be known. Everybody's a Kardashian.

Mike Nichols

EverybodyKnownWants

I can think of some things that would be fun, but I'm living my dreams.

Mike Farrell

DreamsFunThinkI CanLivingWould

I was heavy as a kid. I mean, I kind of got it together for a while there in my 20s and early 30s.

Jason Alexander

TogetherEarlyKindMeanKidHeavy

I've always wanted to pull off 'No One is to Blame' by Howard Jones. I've done that a couple times in solo shows, but I can't figure out how to do that with a full band and make it work.

Jason Isbell

WorkBlameDoneBandAlwaysOut

We're making high-budget movies with a low-budget attitude.

Dean Devlin

AttitudeMoviesMakingLow-Budget

When you become comfortable in your own skin, it actually makes you appear more attractive because you're just confident in who you are.

Constance Zimmer

ConfidentYouSkinBecomeMoreOwn

For a long time our son was a little boy with autism, which was a certain kind of challenge. Now that he's a teenager with autism - and a teenager who notices girls - we're faced with something else altogether.

Claire Scovell LaZebnik

SonTimeChallengeLongLong Time

The fight against terrorism is an international struggle of the free world against the forces of darkness.

Ariel Sharon

StruggleDarknessFightWorldFree

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