Daniel Tosh Quotes

I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.

Daniel Tosh

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Corruption is just another form of tyranny.

Joe Biden

CorruptionTyrannyJustFormAnother

I definitely have a soft spot for women. I was raised by women - my mom and two older sisters. I've been surrounded by estrogen since I was born.

Jessie Pavelka

WomenMomBornTwoI Was Raised

I used to get into the government car and switch on Chopin or someone I liked to hear at the end of a parliamentary day.

Joan Kirner

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Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility.

Sigmund Freud

FreedomResponsibilityPeopleWant

I am so not technically proficient at all.

Monica Potter

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In 'The Insider,' I had violence - lethal, life-taking aggression - all happening psychologically, all with people talking to other people.

Michael Mann

PeopleTalkingViolenceAggression

If you really want to get in shape, you can't have those days where you feel weak.

Josh Hopkins

FeelYouWantWeakDaysShape

The young comedians always ask me, 'What's the secret for staying around?' I tell them, 'There is no secret - just stay around. Longevity is the most important thing.'

Don Rickles

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I didn't finish the stories until we went to the Philippines and I got malaria. I couldn't work and I didn't have any money, but I had seven stories. So I wrote three or four more.

Denis Johnson

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I started my political career facing lynch mobs.

Bob Filner

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I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

April Winchell

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We just want to have great people working for us.

Sergey Brin

GreatPeopleWantGreat PeopleUs

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