Daniel Handler Quotes

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.

Daniel Handler

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: author
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: February 28, 1970

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To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.

Jerry O'Connell

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House and Senate Republicans are now united in adopting earmark bans. We hope President Obama will follow through on his support for an earmark ban by pressing Democratic leaders to join House and Senate Republicans in taking this critical step to restore public trust.

John Boehner

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It's easy to create a country, all you have to do is to think of a name for it.

Robert Stone

ThinkNameEasyYouCountryCreate

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Spike Milligan

MoneyHappyMeChanceProveAsk

You can either go down the stage like everybody else, or you can go through the crowd like Roman Reigns. I'd take going through the crowd, the WWE Universe, every day of the week.

Roman Reigns

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I thought the Pence selection ought to reassure the right-of-center voters that a Trump administration would be a right-of-center administration.

Mitch McConnell

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I think when you are playing at the international level, there is so much television exposure that people are looking at your weaknesses and strengths, and you need to fox them at times. You have got to do something different.

Mohammad Azharuddin

PeopleLookingThinkYouTelevision

You pay your bills and you take care of your family, or you're not a man.

Brian Fallon

FamilyManCareTake CareYouPay

In writing I found something I could do at least as well as my peers, if not better.

Brian P. Cleary

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I think when everyone found out I was Moana, we got banana bread practically every night of the week. Aside from that, it's been really normal!

Auli'i Cravalho

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Wrestling fans are usually pretty passionate, but Philly is one of the cities that takes that to a different level.

Seth Rollins

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Fighting the Taliban and the various radical organizations on the front lines is like adding a Band-Aid to a cut, it may stop the bleeding but unless you clean it with antiseptic, the germs stay and multiply.

Sharmeen Obaid-Chinoy

FightingYouStopCleanMayStay

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