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Dave Barry Quotes

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: journalist
Nationality: american
Birth: July 3, 1947

Topics

Truth Men Simple Cool Truth Is Look

I was six when we came to this country. When I was 14 or so, I still had a lot of trouble with it.

Country Trouble Still Six Came Had

I am such a gypsy.

It was my full intent as a teenager to smash capitalism and eat dumpster food.

Food Capitalism Eat Intent Full

All the times being like, 'Who rented this car and why are we going to this place?' You take the easy route and go, 'Oh, thanks for the champagne. I'll have another.'

Car Easy You Place Go Why

It's obviously unfair to paint with a broad brush here, but the germ of an idea for a breakthrough in technology doesn't come out of a business school curriculum. It comes out of a laboratory or a math lecture or a physics tutorial.

Business Technology School Physics

I'm dealing with things as they come along, and I'm talking about it.

Lucinda Williams

Talking Things Along Come Dealing

I'm obsessed with reality TV anyway - I use my knowledge of that stuff to make jokes on Twitter and Facebook to get more people to sign up to be fans.

Lisa Lampanelli

Knowledge People Reality More Jokes

The connection between psychology, mythology, and literature is as important as the connection between psychology and biology and the hard sciences.

Jordan Peterson

Literature Connection Biology Hard

As times change, so do the way each generation see the world. It is rather like the way our generation came to see our grandparents' views on the Empire and colonies as outdated.

Douglas Alexander

Change World Generation Way See

I got into the studio when I was thirteen. At the age of twelve I was doing public performances.

Age Doing Got Studio Thirteen

Truly what the Emmys are about are the machine behind them, and Oscars are the same way, where if you have a big enough machine behind you, you get nominated, because truly how many of the best performances actually win... not many.

Christopher Judge

Best Win Enough You Way Big

I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.

Think Greedy Mankind Sensitive Very

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