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Dave Attell Quotes

I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 18, 1965

Topics

Love Doing Out Like TV Putting

The speed of light sucks.

Light Speed Sucks

I was born during the Depression in a little community just outside Waco, and I grew up listening to Franklin Roosevelt on the radio.

Community Depression Listening Born

I am humbled to have been asked by President-elect Trump to serve as Attorney General of the United States.

I Am Humbled United Serve Been

I have tried to treat people on the other side civilly and look for common ground.

People Treat Look Ground Side Tried

I would get scripts about 'a young swinging bachelor on the make,' and I said, 'No, I've done that.'

Said Done Young Bachelor Swinging

Chaos magic is the idea that a particular set of beliefs serves as an active force in the world. In other words, we choose what and how we believe, and our beliefs are tools that we then use to make things happen... or not.

Words Chaos World Believe Tools

I can't say I had an ideal father, and I'm not a father myself.

Father Myself Say Ideal Had

It has never been a motivation thing. I'm a fighter. I always show up and give it my all.

Motivation Fighter Never Always Up

Everything I do is alchemy. That's why I believe in magic. Not black magic, not the satanic magic that they practice in Hollywood and that the deep state practices and that the media practice. I believe in good magic, light magic, alchametic magic.

Good Light Practice Believe Deep

One of my modeling bookers told me that the most important thing is to try to be vigilant about taking care of yourself. Get sleep, don't be afraid to trim your hair even if you're trying to grow it out, don't bite your fingernails, and stay in shape. A lot of it is in the little things.

Yourself Sleep Me Little Things Hair

My family was a Christian family. But I had to get to Kansas to play the blues.

Family Christian Blues Play Kansas

Be always sure you are right - then go ahead.

You Go Ahead Right Always Sure

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