American - Actor | September 17, 1948 - September 11, 2003
Once during a taping there was an actor who kept blowing his lines. It happened again and again. Finally Norman Fell came out-he wasn't even in that scene. But Norman came out and you know what he did? He killed the guy with a hammer.
John Ritter
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If I found a cure for a huge disease, while I was hobbling up onstage to accept the Nobel Prize they'd be playing the theme song from 'Three's Company'.
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Most people don't know that I am an accomplished dramatic actor... But I've performed in several Shakespeare productions including Hamlet, except in this version, Hamlet lives in an apartment with two women, and has to pretend he's gay so that the landlord won't evict him.
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I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you're in television, you're lying because you're just pretending to be yourself much like I'm doing now.
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Me a TV star? I've got to be the luckiest guy in the world.
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After you've watched your dad beat the crap out of Charlie King or some other bad guy in about forty movies, you pretty much always said, 'Yes, sir,' and meant it.
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Dad didn't wear the guns unless a report card came in that he didn't particularly dig.
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Basically, what I'm doing is what I want to do. I feel very lucky. And very satisfied.
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Basically, I try to look at everything I do as a stretch.
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One of the things about acting is you can always use your life. You have to recall how you are and how people are and how you relate.
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I've been offered a few movies lately, but I don't want to do a movie just for the sake of saying, 'Oh, boy! There's popcorn involved in this.'
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I was the class clown, but I was also student body president in high school.
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