Daniel Tosh Quotes

I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension.

Daniel Tosh

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PeopleWantWhyBeyondWatchIdea

There are certain families who absolutely incorporate their nanny as part of the family, and there are other people, and there are codes for this, when they call in, they say, 'I am really not looking for a friend.' It is clear they will not be members of the family.

Robert Klein

FamilyFriendI AmPeopleLooking

If what you know and what you love are the same thing, that's great. But if not, write what you love. I love history, secrets, conspiracies, action, adventure, international settings.

Steve Berry

LoveHistoryGreatAdventureAction

I played high school basketball at six feet, then I went to 5-11 in my 50's, and then, bang, I went down to 5-9.

Tom Brokaw

SchoolBasketballFeetHigh School

We had a cop or two that were questionable, and probably they shouldn't have been on the job, but they were. You have that: a police department reflects the community that it serves, and it's going to have a bad apple or two, but when those bad apples are discovered, they need to be discarded as quickly as possible so the whole bureau doesn't rot.

Ron Stallworth

CommunityPoliceJobYouBadApple

And when things are not going well in Toronto, you're going to hear about it. And you're going to say things are not good at all, where it's really not that bad.

Mats Sundin

GoodYouBadSayTorontoGoing

You know when they say you need to put people who go well together? I much prefer to put people who fight at the table. Then you have some sort of sparkle at the dinner!

Luca Guadagnino

TogetherFightPeopleDinnerSparkle

Perhaps I'd like to design cars, but I don't think I'd be much good at it.

Jonathan Ive

GoodThinkDesignLikeMuchPerhaps

In the writing process, the more a story cooks, the better.

Doris Lessing

WritingStoryProcessBetterMore

Touring for two years is excruciating.

Chester Bennington

TwoYearsTouringExcruciating

Artists, whether they're Tom Cruise or John Waters or Ron Howard or Oliver Stone, you can empower them to become a better version of themselves, but you cannot change them 180 degrees to be someone they are not.

Brian Grazer

ChangeBetterSomeoneYouStone

You have more time to make the play at second base than shortstop. That's why the game's more quick.

Asdrubal Cabrera

TimeGameYouPlayWhyQuick

The task of understanding the past is neverending.

Susanna Moore

PastUnderstandingTask

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