Demetri Martin Quotes

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

Demetri Martin

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MyselfLaughMoreHonestComputer

I lift weights four times a week, usually run five days a week.

Jimmie Johnson

WeekLiftRunDaysFiveFour

Disney represents the future of filmmaking in North America.

Joe Russo

FutureAmericaFilmmakingDisney

We all know that cattle and beef are among the biggest contributors to carbon emissions.

Jochen Zeitz

KnowCattleCarbonBeefEmissions

The stock market is overpriced. Everything is overpriced. Junk is king.

Jeremy Grantham

KingStock MarketEverythingMarket

In the 1970s, the scare was about global cooling.

Maurice Flanagan

GlobalScareAbout1970sCooling

I thought that was the crown jewel of the reporter's resume - to actually go to jail protecting a source.

Trey Gowdy

ThoughtCrownResumeGoJailSource

'Krampus' had a certain originality about it, so I jumped on board.

Toni Collette

OriginalityBoardAboutCertainHad

I'm vaguely embarrassed by myself sometimes.

Tom Stoppard

MyselfSometimesEmbarrassedVaguely

In short I will part with anything for you but you.

Mary Wortley Montagu

RomanticShortYouWillAnything

Most actors are like, 'I want to be more like Marlon Brando.' But when I was a little kid, I just wanted to be an action hero! Then I grew up, and my interests were different.

Lucas Till

HeroActionWantMoreKidUp

In addition to the wishes of the client, the position, orientation, and size of the plot also play an important role in determining the final plan of the house. The 'where' and 'how' of the exterior then follows naturally from all of that.

Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

PlanHouseWishesPlayImportant

When I'm on television, I think that I appeal to the everyday guy, 'cause that's who I am. The guys who go to the football games on the weekends are my viewers, for sure.

Bobby Flay

FootballI AmThinkTelevisionGo

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