There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Frank Zappa
Recitation: by Male by Female
I do find it amusing when somebody cuts me off, makes an aggressive move on me in a car. I'm like, 'Do you have any idea what I do for a living? Why?'
Jimmie Johnson
CarMeYouFindMove OnLiving
Stand-up is hard. Or to keep it at a certain level is hard: I have no writers but me.
Jerry Seinfeld
MeHardLevelKeepCertainWriters
When society starts moving in a way that becomes very negative, whether it's in the West or any other place, I've always found that it's very useful to have people around who actually know what's happening.
Stephen A. Schwarzman
PeopleMovingSocietyNegativePlace
I'm set to have my best year ever: I'm hiring some acts and there will be a show in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening. I'm going to use my theater to its fullest potential.
Mickey Gilley
MorningBestPotentialEveningYear
Syria and Iran have always had a pretty tight relationship, and it looks to me like they just cooked up a press release to put out to sort of restate the obvious. They're both problem countries; we know that. And this doesn't change anything.
Mitch McConnell
ChangeRelationshipMeProblemLooks
I guess I'm just not that comfortable talking about myself.
Luka Modric
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We all get weary sometimes, and we tend to think that life is what makes us weary.
Joyce Meyer
LifeThinkSometimesWearyUsGet
You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog.
Douglas Coupland
FearYouMorePretendBecauseThan
I love playing basketball. And to be able to continue to play as a job, that's the best to me.
Draymond Green
LoveBestJobMeBasketballPlay
I've always said I never want to wear another uniform. I've always said that I owe it to the fans to retire as a Packer. I feel like I can still play, but if I can't play for my organization, then I can't play for anyone else.
Donald Driver
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I just want to live a long healthy life, and I don't want to have any neurological diseases or die younger than I would otherwise.
Chris Borland
LifeLiveDieLongHealthyWant
The family on my mom's side, their whole business is inventing and pitching stuff. My grandfather is in infomercials. He's a pitchman, so if you're ever watching TV late at night, you'll probably see him pitching knives. My great-grandfather also invented the plastic cheese grater.
Ashley Tisdale
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