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George Carlin Quotes

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Topics

Funny Soul Die You Belief Roof

I have a lot of lion jewellery and lion art. I also love crystals.

Love Art Lion Lot Also Jewellery

Bombs are not going to fix ISIS.

Matthew Heineman

Fix Going Bombs

I probably wouldn't have made it this far if I were a refugee.

Refugee Far Made Were

When in doubt, take more time.

Time Doubt When In Doubt More Take

I went to Broadway and I've been doing some fun guest spots with 'Entourage' and 'Glee' and I'm ready to have my own show.

Fun Doing Ready My Own Own Guest

I served my country; I did that. I was in the C.I.A., and I served in Iraq and Afghanistan, and I love this country with every part of my body, and I was willing to risk my body and my family for it. But I wake up in a country I don't understand anymore.

Family Love Wake Up Body Country Up

Tango was very popular in Panama at the time when I was growing up. In the Fifties in Panama, the radio stations played all types of music.

Music Time Growing Up Growing Radio

Even when I was very depressed, I could hold on to something. It seems that I have always had that streak of gold that I could hold on to.

Michael Schenker

Gold Always Hold Something Seems

Because I'm so known as a meat-chef, when I talk about Meatless Monday some people look at me like I've lost my mind. I'm like, look, I'm not saying beef and pork is bad, I love it and I eat it six days a week.

Love Monday People Mind Me Saying

When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit.

Life Mother God Soul School Me

My mother got pregnant with me at the age of fifteen. This was '64, and unheard of at that time.

Mother Age Time Me Got Fifteen

The people who are in the military work very hard, often for not much money, to make their country better and to protect their country. And I have nothing but respect for that.

Chelsea Manning

Work Respect Money People Better

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