George Burns Quotes

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

George Burns

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: January 20, 1896 - March 9, 1996

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I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.

Jimmy Cannon

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In politics, sometimes the best measure of success is the reaction of your enemies.

Jerry Falwell, Jr.

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We pride ourselves on being a touring band. We work very hard to give a great and unique performance.

John Gourley

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The rating agencies historically actually did a pretty good job rating regular bonds.

Andrew Ross Sorkin

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Generally speaking, when Australian winemakers try to make delicate, European-styled wines of finesse and lightness, the wines often come across as pale imitations of the originals. One exception is Australian Riesling, delicious, dry wines meant to be consumed in their first two years of life.

Robert M. Parker, Jr.

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When I sit down to write, I don't think, 'OK, what is the next David O. Russell film I can write, or what is Harvey Weinstein going to want to buy?' Or even, 'What are filmgoers going to want.' I try to think, tell a good story. Just do what you do.

Matthew Quick

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When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble.

Angelina Jolie

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The magic in performing as an entertaining ventriloquist happens when the characters come to life and the interaction between the separate personalities on stage becomes 'real.' Then don't forget that the act has to be funny, and to me, being funny and entertaining any given audience is more important than anything.

Jeff Dunham

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I also find it interesting that a lot of people in their 30s are not married and don't have kids. There are a lot of people in this age bracket that are out there dating and trying to find love. And I never thought that at my age I would be.

John Stamos

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I love dark chocolate. I'm also a peanut butter and chocolate fanatic. That's pretty much the greatest invention of the last century.

Tom Lenk

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People smarter than me told me that my potential was bigger than just winning a belt. Now I believe that, and that's what I'm striving for.

Robert Whittaker

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We travellers are in very hard circumstances. If we say nothing but what has been said before us, we are dull and have observed nothing. If we tell anything new, we are laughed at as fabulous and romantic.

Mary Wortley Montagu

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