Neil Morrissey Quotes

I went to a Turkish hairdresser, and they burned the hair off my ears with a lit taper. They just put the burning candle near your ears and you hear the hair being burned away. And the smell - urggh!

Neil Morrissey

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: english
  • Birth: July 4, 1962

Topics

CandleHairYouSmellLitOff

The task of an American writer is not to describe the misgivings of a woman taken in adultery as she looks out of a window at the rain but to describe four hundred people under the lights reaching for a foul ball. This is ceremony.

John Cheever

RainWomanPeopleWindowAmerican

An artist never works under ideal conditions. If they existed, his work wouldn't exist, for the artist doesn't live in a vacuum. Some sort of pressure must exist. The artist exists because the world is not perfect. Art would be useless if the world were perfect, as man wouldn't look for harmony but would simply live in it.

Andrei Tarkovsky

WorkLiveArtManNot PerfectWorld

At 14, I was beehived out. I'm glad there are no pictures!

Mia Goth

PicturesOutGlad

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

Tom Waits

MeFreeBottleRatherThanFront

There is no global warming problem, there isn't going to be a global warming problem. Sit back and enjoy the sunshine.

Christopher Monckton

SunshineProblemEnjoyBackGoing

People ask my mother whether she had any idea that I'd be CEO of a company some day, and she would say, 'Absolutely not. Totally out of the realm of possibility.' There was certainly nothing that would have been very predictable in my upbringing.

Anne M. Mulcahy

MotherDayPeopleSayNothingShe

Jazz music creates so many phenomenal figures.

Wynton Marsalis

MusicJazzManyPhenomenalFigures

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

Scott Adams

ForgivenessRevengeNothingLike

Contrary to popular belief, I don't just play dreadful old villains.

Tim Curry

PlayBeliefOldJustVillains

I worked for Sarah Palin. I have the political staffer version of P.T.S.D., so whenever I hear that she's breaking her silence, my heart stops.

Nicolle Wallace

HeartSilencePoliticalSheHer

My mom is an actress, but she never really pushed me into it, and it was never something I thought I would be doing. She was very happy I decided to, but she certainly doesn't offer me criticism because she knows I'd tell her to shut up! Nobody wants to hear that from their mum!

Morena Baccarin

HappyMeMomCriticismThoughtShe

When I first started, you couldn't mention divorce or death. You couldn't show smelly socks. You couldn't show a snake. They took a skunk out of my strip one time.

Mort Walker

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