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Patton Oswalt Quotes

You know, in Los Angeles, you're constantly in your car, you're sealed up, you're not walking around. Whereas in New York, after a while, all your stuff is kind of public, in one way or the other. I'm not saying either one of those is bad; they're both great for a very specific kind of comedian. And I'm glad that they both exist.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 27, 1969

Topics

Car Great New York Saying Walking

Back in the mid-1980s, congressional hearings were held after we brought this litigation, and held up the first experiment. At that time, I went in front of Congress, along with the major agencies involved with this.

Time Back Congress First Experiment

Was there ever anyone more ill-suited for being the showman of the year than me?

Me Year More Being Than Ever

Now I'm kind of established as a director, I much prefer directing to writing.

Writing Now Kind Director Directing

There will be Apple Glass, and Google Glass, and RIM Glass. These companies are all working on glass. I think everyone is going to be making glass. I think we're also going to have a glass war instead of a smartphone war.

War Think Apple Glass Will Google

The reason I'm a Nixonite is because of his indestructibility and resilience. He never quit.

Resilience Quit Never Quit Never He

I tend to think that the whole concept of, 'I saw this TV show, and someone was wearing this sweater, and now I'm going to buy that,' it's something that's been talked about for a long time, but I've never really seen it work. When people are watching an entertainment show, they want to be entertained.

Work Time People Think Someone Long

When I was young, I would go to the races and it was an unbelievable feeling when you'd watch them race.

You Feeling Go Young Race Watch

My thing is, when you put a bunch of rules on a tour, you have to hire three more people to enforce all the rules. So, with me, I want everyone to feel comfortable. It's a lot of little moving parts out here, and little hiccups will come. At the end of the day, the show's going to go on, and I want everybody to truly enjoy it.

Day People Me Moving End Enjoy

Keep in mind, our demographics of our state, how it breaks down in terms of political affiliation: over half the people in this state chose not to align themselves with any party at all.

People Mind Political Down Party

When you're growing up, your dad is your superhero. Once you've let yourself fall that in love with someone, once you put him on such a high pedestal and he lets you down, you never want to experience that pain again.

Love Experience Yourself Pain You

In my early years doing standup, I bombed a lot.

Doing Early Years Lot Standup

Everything I've ever done was out of fear of being mediocre.

Fear Done Everything Out Being Ever

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