Paul Merton Quotes

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

Paul Merton

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I have a 1969 Grammer Johnny Cash acoustic guitar, and it's so inspirational.

Joe Bonamassa

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All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.

Joan Rivers

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I wrote 'Young Guns' on spec because I really believed that the young age of these guys historically, the whole legend of Billy dying at 21, would attract a young staple of stars, and that would be the game-changer.

John Fusco

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If you're an underdog, mentally disabled, physically disabled, if you don't fit in, if you're not as pretty as the others, you can still be a hero.

Steve Guttenberg

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Do you think it's possible to discuss politics without preaching?

Steven Brust

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Donald Trump, you don't stand for our values.

Tom Perez

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I looked on YouTube for sleep deprivation and there were videos of people experimenting with staying awake for a while. You saw all the different stages.

Rooney Mara

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I have two younger sisters who are 11 years younger than me. So I was an only child for a while.

Lorelei Linklater

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On weekends, we slow it down. Friday nights, we bust out a movie, and there is popcorn all over the place.

Jason Winston George

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Julio Jones doesn't drop wide-open touchdown passes.

Jon Gruden

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I got into acting because my teachers kept nudging me into it. The power a teacher has to influence someone is so great. I can't think of a profession I have more respect for.

Jon Hamm

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One of the saddest things in this world is to see a child grow up hating one of their parents because they only got one side of the story.

Debbie Rowe

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