I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
Sandra Bernhard
Recitation: by Male by Female
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
Joan Rivers
GoodWisdomWiseMindThinkAdvice
I have a secret passion for horse riding. I haven't done it for ages, but I used to have a horse. I love it; it's one of my favourite things.
Jess Glynne
LovePassionHorseDoneRidingUsed
Wall Street is littered with clever plans to use financial instruments to change behavior - carbon trading, for example. Some have changed the world, and others failed miserably.
Andrew Ross Sorkin
ChangeWorldFinancialBehaviorWall
I grew up in kind of the last generation of Canadians who thought things that were happening in Britain were more important, almost, than what was happening in Canada. And my mother was fervently of that opinion.
Robert MacNeil
MotherOpinionThoughtGenerationUp
Airbnb started with 'air bed and breakfast.'
Jeff Jordan
BreakfastBedAirAirbnbStarted
Professionalism in art has this difficulty: To be professional is to be dependable, to be dependable is to be predictable, and predictability is esthetically boring - an anti-virtue in a field where we hope to be astonished and startled and at some deep level refreshed.
John Updike
HopeArtDeepProfessionalismBoring
Democrat women lead the way in showing other women how to be stepped on and diminished by men. That's what they do, for a payoff somewhere down the line.
Rush Limbaugh
WomenMenDownWayLeadLine
If people pay money to see you, they have to cheer. They can't boo, or else they're chumping themselves.
Mike D
MoneyPeopleYouPaySeeCheer
The estate tax punishes years of hard work and robs families of part of their heritage by imposing a huge penalty on inheritance after death - a tax on money that has already been taxed.
Mike Fitzpatrick
WorkHard WorkMoneyDeathHeritage
For a major publisher like Time Inc. to embrace Bitcoin sends an important message to both its readers and to the broader media community.
Brian Armstrong
CommunityTimeMediaImportantLike
People are easily intimidated when they decorate their home. They think it has to be one way. But there's no one way. It's your way, your style. At the end of the day, you have to live there. It's your cocoon, your nest. You have to be happy in it.
Bryan Batt
HomeLiveStyleDayHappyPeople
I feel like it's the most unnatural thing for two humans, especially of the opposite sex, to live in harmony under one roof. You realize how different men and women are.
Ashley Monroe
WomenLiveMenFeelYouSex
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