Will Rogers Quotes

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Will Rogers

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: November 4, 1879 - August 15, 1935

Topics

LifeFunnyThinkMy LifeCongress

To my knowledge, the Department of Homeland Security has focused on detection devices that are large, expensive, use a large amount of energy, and cannot easily be placed in or on a shipping container.

Jim Ryun

KnowledgeEnergySecurityFocused

When I walk into a video arcade filled with 16- or 17-year-old boys, I may as well be Marilyn Monroe.

Jennifer Coolidge

WalkArcadeMayWellVideoMonroe

I've learned that, in many cases, people say, 'I want ground truth,' and they don't really mean it. There are warts all over this organization, as there are in many organizations, but you just have to tell truth to power and let the chips fall where they may.

John F. Kelly

TruthPowerPeopleOrganizationYou

I wouldn't, a little bit frightened but throughout my life I'd learnt that when you're in the serious situations, you've got to try to stay calm. Because that's the way you get out of them.

John Newcombe

LifeCalmMy LifeYouSeriousWay

I would delete Donald Trump. I would delete Hillary Clinton. I would delete the man who was responsible for Brexit.

Matt Hardy

ManDonald TrumpResponsibleDelete

I'm never quite cool, if you know what I mean. I'm basically the worst, best superhero.

Tom Holland

BestCoolYouKnowWorstNever

The trickster's function is to break taboos, create mischief, stir things up. In the end, the trickster gives people what they really want, some sort of freedom.

Tom Robbins

FreedomPeopleEndCreateWantUp

If you're put on a set with a lot of people, it's just nice to see everyone working together.

Tom Felton

Working TogetherTogetherPeopleYou

I don't watch Comedy Central. I don't enjoy it.

Ron White

ComedyEnjoyWatchCentral

At the end of the day, I can't curl up with people's opinions.

Ronda Rousey

DayPeopleEnd Of The DayEndUp

It's a beautiful thing, baseball.

Miguel Cabrera

BeautifulBaseballBeautiful Thing

It seems to me in the past it's been a good thing, as a writer, to have experiences I hadn't expected.

Louise Gluck

GoodPastMeExperiencesIn The Past

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