Whitney Cummings Quotes

Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.

Whitney Cummings

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FunnyWomenPeopleDriveSayingBad

When a character has so many secrets and so much inner life, it's a joy to play those characters because you can use your craft.

Viola Davis

LifeCharacterJoyYouSecretsPlay

If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.

Robert Green Ingersoll

TodayManNewFollowOldCriminal

And as far as possible for sickness or fatigue, constrain yourself to eat in the hall before your people, for this shall bring great benefit and honour to you.

Robert Grosseteste

GreatYourselfPeopleSicknessYou

It's just such an addictive sport. Only now I can understand why ex-fighters come back. That addiction helps me set new goals and targets.

Amir Khan

GoalsMeBackI CanNewUnderstand

If you look at the literature of the 19th century, you get things like Kafka and Dostoevsky, who basically write about feeling bored and alienated. That's because we lost contact with the important things in life like work that you enjoy, or the garden, nature, your family and friends.

Tom Hodgkinson

LifeWorkFamilyNatureEnjoyLook

I feel like Prince's artistry inspired me as far as staying true to myself and my artistry and what is important to me in my life and applying, you know, all the things that I ever been through into my music, the same way he kinda did in 'Purple Rain.'

Ro James

LifeMusicRainMyselfMeMy Life

The things that are really important to me are my man, my animals and my books. I don't need anything else.

Mary Crosby

ManMeImportantAnimalsNeedBooks

I think worship is a lifestyle, first of all.

Michael W. Smith

ThinkLifestyleWorshipFirst

I don't feel that as human beings we have an obligation to dislike someone based on their beliefs, and it's OK to have a human reaction to someone even if you feel what they do is hideous and objectionable. You can still enjoy their company and find them interesting to be around.

Louis Theroux

FeelInterestingSomeoneEnjoyYou

Whenever you are faced with someone who has made far more errors in judgment and far more mistakes than you, you have a tendency to get on your high horse.

Julia Roberts

MistakesSomeoneHorseYouHighGet

By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.

Jason Bateman

GreatSmartYouFindGaySee

Innovation at Apple has always been a team game. It has always been a case where you have a number of small groups working together.

Jonathan Ive

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