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Al Yankovic Quotes

I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 23, 1959

Topics

Filter Pretty Spam Use How Learned

New Yorkers were grateful when Donald J. Trump finished ahead of schedule and under budget in renovating the Wollman Memorial Rink, where the city had spent six years and $12 million trying to produce ice.

Andrew Rosenthal

Grateful City Budget Trying Ice New

Part of me is very entrepreneurial.

Angela Ahrendts

Me Entrepreneurial Part Very

If it's a slow race you have to be on your guard. You have to be patient, but I prefer that.

Slow You Race Be Patient Patient

A lot of times girls think they're funny, but they want to pretty at the same time, and if you want to be funny, you have to be willing to get ugly.

Funny Time Ugly Think You Want

Society is now less convinced of the absolute accuracy of the criminal justice system.

Justice Society Now Accuracy System

It's not so bad that I can't touch my toes. But I'm not one of the most flexible guys. When you look at Novak Djokovic, you'd probably think he's made of rubber.

Think You Look Bad Flexible Touch

I respect my competition.

Respect Competition

I believe in the imperative to explore, so any project that I can be involved with that celebrates that, and expands people's imagination around that idea of pushing out, is one of the most positive things that I think I could be involved with.

Positive Imagination People Believe

Everybody's constantly being destroyed and rebuilding themselves, some more drastically than others.

Michael Shannon

Others More Destroyed Rebuilding

My father never really encouraged me or even took an interest after I walked away from the family business. No one did except my mother and my grandfather. To be truthful, I cannot remember one meaningful conversation I had with my father.

Family Father Mother Business Me

You know what burns me? Matches.

Me You Know Burns Matches

Spontaneous combustion of grassroots politics is the future.

Future Politics Spontaneous

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