Alan Zweibel Quotes

I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I mostly wrote funny stuff instead of writing what I was supposed to be writing.

Alan Zweibel

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Siemens is a job machine.

Joe Kaeser

JobMachine

I've gotten into two fights since I've begun studying the martial arts, and each time, I was worried I'd kill the guy. One of my teachers always told me I had good power but bad control.

Jim Butcher

GoodPowerTimeMeControlBad

Precision, speed, unambiguity, knowledge of files, continuity, discretion, unity, strict subordination, reduction of friction and of material and personal costs - these are raised to the optimum point in the strictly bureaucratic administration.

Max Weber

KnowledgeUnitySpeedPersonalPoint

Your celebrity capital rises and falls in any given year. And when you have some - temporarily, usually - you try to use it for some good.

Steven Van Zandt

GoodYearYouCelebrityTryYour

A lot of people just go to movies that feed into their preexisting and not so noble needs and desires: They just go to action pictures, and things like that.

Roger Ebert

PeopleActionPicturesGoMovies

You carry your country with you, it's part of your baggage.

Roy Thomson

YouCountryCarryYourBaggagePart

Sinatra was just one of Mom's friends.

Lorna Luft

MomFriendsJust OneJustSinatra

If you listen to the radio, it's all men who are emotional and women who are sexual. There's nothing wrong with that! It definitely should be the case, but it makes me sad that women are afraid to be emotional because it makes them look weak.

Julia Michaels

WomenSadMenMeYouLook

There's still nothing like a home-cooked meal. Absolutely not.

Draymond Green

NothingMealStillLikeAbsolutely

Folks who blithely disregard the benefits of football likely haven't played or are being intellectually dishonest. The game, perhaps more than any other, requires absolute dedication and teamwork. Yes, I ultimately quit, and if I ever have a son, he won't play, but I'll always cherish the lessons I learned from football.

Chris Borland

SonFootballTeamworkDedication

I'm always proud to be popular with the fans. I try to smile and do my best. If they like it, it's even better.

Antoine Griezmann

SmileBestProudBetterTryAlways

Sometimes, when you are in the public eye, you just really need to just be part of the crowd, and look at other people rather than other people look at you.

Suzanne Somers

PeopleEyeYouLookSometimesNeed

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